The VSNi bunch are being a bit shy about their chilli progress thus far – and still no pics of the laydees allowed!

A certain person (who shall remain nameless for now) has killed her first chillibaby within days by ……………wait for it……………watering it with hot water – strangely the chilli baby didn’t appreciate the bath. A replacement has been presented.

Recent dialogue:

A: what the fact that ??? has killed hers within the first few days!!

C: Errrr – it was an experiment you rotten lot!!

A: try telling the poor little chilli that…….what did it ever do to you!

A2: Should social services get involved and take away ??’s chillis?

A: well if you poor hot water on a child then probably………the poor little chilly has feelings!

C: I think someone may have been interfering with my beloved chilli…..

A: certainly wasnt me……i may put sweeties in your tea but i am never unfair in a competition!

Our flagship exhibit – Gerard’s La Machete

Midget #2

Midgets #3 & #4

And the rest of the midgets

How small are yours!

I am happy to announce that after almost all hope was lost and obviously all the competing chilli growers have written off Titchy Stryder as dead, he made a miraculous comeback! The poor thing now turned more green than brown and even looks like growing another leaf! That increases my army to 3 chillies!